May 2013
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
Historical Fiction: Teen Hitler becomes tumblr famous, starts “soft nazi” movement, blogging black and white pictures of blonde guys wearing cool military uniforms. Avoids genocide. Also Loves Dr. Who.
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
masasexual:
marciewantsthev:
masasexual:
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
epic-humor:
benoistmelissas:DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
grunkfield:
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING CHOICE I FUCKING AGREE
ITS THE FUCKING WEEKEND
walsdenbulletsquad:
